I wish I could be as insensitive as you, be as big of an asshole. But, in that same thought, I realize you probably like me because I'm sweet. A ray of big fucking sunshine. Well, fuck you. You've made me this way, changed me into something I never wanted to be. Fuck. You.

In other news, I'm a big fat oaf. Remind me to never eat again, for the rest of my miserable little life.*

*Maybe this is why you don't love me anymore.