And it's getting worse.

I have eaten a cup and a half of chocolate chips, countless pita chips, a granola bar, a sugar cookie, wheat thin crackers, a glass of chocolate soy milk, two toaster strudels...a small binge, but a binge nonetheless. I've guzzled down almost a liter of water in hopes of getting it all back up. No one is home. The porcelain god and I can finally have our alone time.