Food Monster

You know what I ate last night? Two big macs, an apple pie, two sweet rolls, three pieces of my brother's personal cheese pizza, and four triple chocolate chip cookies. I couldn't tell you what possessed me to do this, but on the drive home from work I really wanted that special sauce and those sesame seed buns. This being the morning after, I have not purged it. I feel awful in two ways: one being that I'm a god damn vegetarian and I ate two burgers. It's the sauce...it makes me crazy. Second reason for feeling awful is that I didn't purge those two nasty burgers (along with every other nasty wretched thing I ingested). I can just feel my thighs and my belly getting fatter. I have no self-control.