It appears to be a birthday weekend because I am at another birthday celebration for a family member. It occurred to me today that my family is quite gluttonous, having up to three helpings full of carbs. As soon as I got here, Grandma was swarming me with questions about Artist Man and as to why I did not bring him to this birthday dinner for all of them to meet. Fortunately, Artist Man has the stomach flu and was not able to make it (unfortunately for him and I). Is wrong of me to be jealous? He told me this morning that he hasn't eaten for four days. Meanwhile, I've been pigging out all weekend and have become the size of a circus elephant. This coming week will be a fasting week. I need to get back to thin. A girlfriend cannot be bigger than her boyfriend. That itself is a freakshow and belongs in a circus.
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